ABUSE- TRENDY INSULT OR INSULTING TREND

What you have perceived from the movies like isqiya, peepli live, ye salli zindagi, omkara, kaminey.... Apart from being the flawless pieces of art and great generator of Indian type of fun with enthusiasm, they are the biggest examples as how you can use slags in a conversational manner. From every desi gaali to english types stylish abuse, they have everything which today's youth enjoy.

Namaskar , Namaste , Salaam , Aadaab had became outdated and the conversation begins with the most popular word starting with f......... facebook ,although the word you thought is second most popular and the most common salutation used to greet friends.

As every field here also girls are on the front foot , puking each and every type of bad words from reverse to extreme condition irrespective of the fact to whom they are talking to except their parents (since girls are very caring for their parents , i think more than boys) otherwise they can abuse anyone from a stranger to their boyfriends, classmate to their teachers. Although the last person I mentioned before are not intentionally prized with those mischievous words but somehow openly or between the friends there is nobody left who is not abused one time or the other.. and its a bitter truth.

If girls are on the front foot that doesn't mean that boys are lagging behind in this list too. Perhaps they are the most deserving competitor of the girls. They look out for more advanced version of each and every "modern salutation".Most of the boys have awesome vocab , but sadly 90% out of this are slags.

Earlier people used to abuse in a very humble manner.. Remember the scene from Sholay where Jai is shouting "Basanti en kutto ke samne mat nachana" or "kutte mai tera khoon pee jaunga", you only decide , isn't it sweet? how generous na!!!!

What i mean to say is that its not like that people don't use to abuse before... they do abuse but in a very different way. Years back people used to do ample comparision of humans with various animals , most wanted were dogs and donkeys, but now the vulgarity of modern abuse is related to women which is totally unacceptable to the ears of wide range of people.... (i am talking about the oldies)

Gen Y gushes out these words out of excitement , aggression or hurry but can you... yes you ... can you justify this co-relation of speech and mood.

Well this is a endless topic as how to mind the speeches of upcoming future but what i want to say is that please guys do watch whom you are abusing to... if its your friend its ok... I can't help it but if its somebody elder than you then remember one thing as you are doing to him... what if his children abuse your father or your elders?????

DO BEFORE YOU DIE

The time in which we took birth was predefined and decided and the moment when we will end up our journey is also decided but unfortunately we don't know when this is going to reach the destination or going towards termination, we even don't have the clue. so enjoy this short life because how death is going to approach us , we can't imagine also.

just think , people dying in any train accident or bus accident... all from different zones, families, background, caste but since their timings of colliding with the death stone is same, they got aggregated at one place or situation and died. Before a day or two, 9 boys, seated on the top of the train while returning from the recruitment fair, suffered loss of life when they collided with a low over bridge. all of them were from different backdrops and started their life at different moments but sadly they all ended it together.Many people voluntarily end their lives and commit suicide just because they are pissed up of their personal and social life but that is not the valid reason to reject and insult the humble gift of god.

we humans are the luckiest on this earth as we have brain to think and react. you never know what you are going to be in your next incarnation, may be a dog or a cat or just an ant, who can't enjoy their lives as we humans can. start facing your problems positively an if you can't live for yourself then live for others, for the one who love you, cares about you because

"JEENA ISI KA NAAM HAI"

You never know which moment can bring last breath for you, so if you have some incomplete work left for now or some other day then this is the time to do it.

Go and get all the happiness you want to have and speak up whatever you couldn't as this time is irreversible and in future you may not get time to fulfill your wishes.Live out each and every moment with your near and dear ones before you realize that its too late for regretting too.

Reach out your each and every ambition and try to find out smiles in sorrows.

Help yourself and help others too . Be an optimist and set examples for others that how to be a lively human being.

Don't let anyone harm you or control you....don't give chance to anyone to overshadow your emotions and to become your weakness. Do what you feel and stop being dependent on others for any mental or emotional support..

At the last don't forget that nothing is going to stop after your decay, this world was, is and will continue to work after you too... then why we shouldn't we live the life till the end...

Gandhi said "DO OR DIE"

but its now me saying "DO BEFORE YOU DIE"

this post is dedicated to my all those friends who are in big confusion as what to do in life and how to do it.....

GIRLS - NO MORE

The rate at which the girls are getting extinct these days.... (extinct because of female foeticide), it would not be considered as exaggeration if we say that the day is near when all these beautiful angels of god will be left no more.. Imagine the condition of the world, how messy it would be or how guile it could be.

suppose all they men getting up in the morning and realizing no lady by their side , even in their home ... not a single lady in this whole world... what i mean to say is that think once what if one day all the ladies gets disaapear... what will happen... the first and the foremost thing the boys will be doing is to thank god for this.(the reason is in the following paragraph, have patience)..

now atleast the dont have to fulfill all the stupid wishes of their girlfriends (boys think they are stupid but actually they are not). Nobody will ask them for food and movie and all that stuff which boys hesitate to answer...and moreover nobody is going to call them and ask again and again where are they????

the biggest advantage they will get after the disappearance of these humble souls is now the cosmetic companies will focus full flgedly on them... Now males are the new target audience for them and target age group is 19+ because ageing is not a problem for our dear boys...

But for whom they are going to beautify themself or with whom they will be hanging out, if they dont want to stay back home..and when they will have no money to eat out then who is going to cook various delicacies for them... but the anomaly is that they will not have shortage of money because there will be nobody to spend on..

This paragraph is specially for the people who have given their time to my article and to me too, a girl

whenever you see your sister, mother, girlfriend or any lady who is special in your life... do thank them as atleast once in your lifetime they might have given you or will give you the moment on which you could proud off.. they have made your life worth living and sustaining. respect them because they deserve it.... they made sacrifices for you.... comprimises for you which are priceless.... i didnt mean to say that we females only do this sacrificing part... and thinks for you... what i mean to say is that even our male counterparts are equally important and we are incomplete without them... Nothing is possible without girls and everything is impossible without boys..

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

LONG WAY TO GO

Gone were the days when long distance relationships go on very easily. Although the communication media between the love birds were birds themselves or more precisely letters and chits but today even after having so many mediums and methods to reach your loved ones , long distance relationships doesn’t seems to work for long. Out of sight; out of mind is the theme which today’s youngsters are applying on their relations.

It’s the fact that physical presence of anyone could make more impact than the virtual one but when it comes to real passion of love and charm even virtual presence is felt physically and emotionally.

The life schedule of gen x is so hectic that they need apt space and freedom even from their counterparts. Between these spaces and void many people marks their presence in their lives and if chances prevailed on their heart and mind too. This could be regarded as a speed breaker in the road of relation. If your wheeler is in speed (means if it is full of transparency and trust), it will easily tolerate this jerk but if it is in already in slow motion (means if it is lacking a sense of security and loyalty) then it may even stop.

What really a long distance relationship demands is mutual understanding, trust, unlimited love… and most important of all SPACE. What generally leads to end of the relationship is the lack of quality time they would have spent with each other if they were near. Not giving enough attention and care to the loyal partner hurts their sentiments and gives him/her the strong reason to look for a new emotional support from the opposite sex and hence the third person enters in a relationship of two and the twist arrives with him/her, when the same loyal partner either start cheating the other one or just ditch them ruthlessly. Here comes the sad end to a sweet relationship due to lack of patience, space and support.

What could be suggested to them, no counselor can tell. If one really wants to kill the distance in a long distance relationship then he /she or both the person should create the symphony of love, emotions, trust with a pinch of understanding … and then just wait and watch how life turns into a magical series.

SANDUK ME BUND ….WO KYA THA!!!

Title padhte hi aapko laga hoga ki jaise ye koi kavita ya sher o shairy hogi par afsos… unme se ye kuch bh nahi hai.. ye to bus kuch ek jazbaat hai jo kabhi aankho se aansu banker behte hai kabhi kalam se syahi banker…. Ye wo kuch beete pal hai jinhe hum kuch khaas ke sath jeete hai par waqt ke sath sath hum inhe bhul baithte hai…

Kal jub mai apna wahi apna purana sanduk lekar baithi to laga jaise wahi arsa aankho ke samne aankh micholi khelne laga ho, theek waise hi jais mai apne dost yaro ke sath khela karti thi din bhar, bina kisi chinta ke … na mujhe koi fikr hua karti thi nahi mere maa bauji ko.. kyuki tub samay kuch or tha… building me jitney bhi ghar hua karte the wo sare ek parivaar jaise rehte the… kisi ghar ka bacha kisi ke ghar me bhi khana kha lia karta tha…. Par aaj to ye sub kahai dikhta hi nahi mujhe… padosi padosi ka naam nahi janta…. Jarurat ke samay madad to dur ki baat hai , koi darwaza kholne ki bhi zehmat nai uthata…. Jane kaha gaye wo din jub kisi ek ghar me pareshani aa jane se mohalle bhar ke log uski himmat badhane aa jate the… aaj wahi log himmat badhane ke bajaye tamasha khada kar dete hai….

Kher, mai aapko apne sanduk ke bare me bata rahi thi… us snduk me kai sari purani cheze nikli… jo mere dil ke behad kareeb thi… par fir bhi usey ek band sanduk me rakhna pad rha tha … sirf is dar se ke log kya kahenge…..

Us sanduk me se nikli ek photo … thodi si fatti hui thi par chehre pehchane ja sakte the… wo photo thi meri 11^th standard ki class photo.. jisme sare bache ek halki si muskurahat ke sath pose banaye khade the…mai bhi khadi thi us photo me…. Theek apni class teacher ke peeche….. wo photo dekhte hi wo pura samay chakra meri aankho ke samne dobara ghumne laga… or subse pehle jo mujhe yad aaya wo tha class ka wo din jub mujhse pucha gaya ki mai kya banna chahti hu or maine jawab diya journalist…. Class me baithe baki ke 45 baccho ki 90 aankhe mujhe kuch is kadar ghurne lagi ke mano maine koi dusri bhasha ka prayog kar dia ho… ye hiona wajib bhi tha kyuki waha baithe har bache ka ek hi sapna tha… docter/engineer banna…

Kher iske alava usme se mujhe purane note bhi mile jo puri tarah gal gae the… haalaki wo jyada purane nahi the par wo rakhe kuch is tarah the ki unka galna lazmi tha… ye wahi note the jo mujhe apna school top karne ki khushi me mile the…. Rs.1500, kehne ko ye behad choti rakm hai par mere liye yehi meri daulat hai…

En sub se chupakar maine or kuch bhi rakha tha or wo tha ek pyara sa tohfa jo mujhe kisi khas ne dia tha… us umr me jo ehsas tha wo pyar tha ke nahi ye mujhe nahi pata par jo tha apne samay ke liye bahtareen tha… par mere liye to dunia ka subse khubsoorat tohfa wo hi rahega or wo hai bracelet… nago se jada wo ek nayab sa tohfa , mere liye hi bana tha …. Aur jub bhi mai usey pehanti thi to meri aankho me khushi ki lehar daud jati thi...

Motio ki mala jaisi hamari zindagi bhi ktne hi khubsoorat lamho se bani hai … jinhe hum pal pal jeete hai…. Ye hamara haq hai or hamare farz bhi ki hum apni zindagi ko kabhi udaas na hone de or uska har lamha , har pal, khushio se labalab kar de…

SIRF ISI DIN KYU???

Kal 26 january thi.. yani ki hamara republic day.. Rashtrapati bhavan se lekar india gate tak log hi log the jo apni desh bhakti ki bhavna ka bakhan karne aaye the.. mai bhi gayi thi waha... or waha par baithe logo ka utsah dekhkar mann khush ho gaya.. ki aaj bhi aise bhartiye hai jo national holiday ko sone ke bajaye subah subah milo dur paidal chalkar jhankia dekhne jate hai...... or agar in logo me koi aisi machine lagai jaye jisse hum inki deshbhakti naap sake to mai gurantee ke sath keh sakti hu ki sare meter ki suiya tut jayengi...

par zara aap sochiye... ki subse jyada abhimaan , subse jyada deshbhakti sirf 26 january or 15 august ko hi kyu hota hai.... kyu isi din hum apne desh ke jawano or krantikario ko yad karte hai,... kya inki kurbani mehaz en chand dino ki mohtaz bankar reh gayi hai....kyu hume deshbhakti ke geet sunkar hi humari sanskriti par garv hota hai...... kya hamare busy schedule ke aage inka balidaan itna chota ho gaya hai ki hume inke aage sar natmastak karne ka samay bhi nai milta... kyu hum sirf isi din kehte hai ki we are proud to be an indian.. saal ke baki ke 364 din hume bhartiye hone par garv nahi hota... hamare desh me kai log aise bhi hai jo inke atulye sahas or jazbe ko bhula baithe hai or 26 jan. or 15 aug. inke liye national holiday se jyada or kuch nahi hai...

mujhe pata hai en sawalo ke jawaab aaj tak kisi ko nahi mile or na milenge kyuki insaan aaj itna khudgarz ho gaya hai ki wo apne alava kisi or ke bare me na hi sochna chahta hai or na sochne ki koshish karta hai... aise me mujhe garv hai apne dost jt par jo apne desh ko har pal , har lamha yaad karta hai or uspar garv karta hai... mai kisi ke mann ne apne desh ke liye bhav nahi jaga sakti par ek vinti kar sakt hu ki agar aap apne desh ke liye kuch jyada nahi kar sakte to bus itna kar le ki rashtriya gaan ke waqt yani ke mehaz 51 second ke liye hi sahi. apne tan man or dimaag teeno se .. khud ko desh ko samarpit ke liye samarpit kare...

JAI HIND

Relationship portability….

Kuch dino pehle ek nayi scheme bazaar me aayi hai …jise sub number portability ke naam se jante hai… iske according hum apna number change kiye bina apna operator change kar sakte hai… hmm… mujhe pata hai ye behad hi dil chasp scheme hai par zara sochiye agar humari zindagi me jitney bhi relations hai, unme bhi portability aa jaye to….matlub insaan wahi rahe par uske sath rishta badal jaye. I know bohat hi jyada interesting changes aayenge… sabse pehli cheez jo mere dimaag me click kari wo thi ke mai apne teachers ko apna student bana lungi because har student ki tarah mujhe bhi yehi lagti hai ki mujhe apne teachers se jyada aata hai… and second baat jo mere dimaag me aayi wo thi apni mumma ko apna bacha banana ki… kher iske to do reasons hai… pehla ye ki aaj tak jitni bhi dant mujhe padi hai aaj tak subka chun chun k badla le lungi and secondly meri maa ne aajtak mere liye jo bhi kiya hai usey repay kar sakungi.. vaise ek or jagah hum relationship portability laga sakte hai or wo hai office… office me apne bosss ko apna junior bana lo … or phir jitni bhi band usne aapki bajai hai , aap uski usse double bajana.. aapka hisaab bhi barabar ho jaega.. or kaha kaha relationship portability aap laga sakte hai… sochiyega… I know aisa such to ho nahi sakta par khayali pulav pakane me kya harz hai mere dost…. Sochte rahiye …. Aasar ke sath or apna khayal rakhiye…. Haste rahiye muskuratte rahiye… kyuki ye dunia behad haseen hai mere dostJJ